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{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}

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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}

{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

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