{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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