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Hoosick is a town in Rensselaer County, New York, United States. The population was 6,711 at the 2020 census. It was named from the Hoosic River.
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Alan David Main is a Scottish former footballer who played as a goalkeeper. He is currently goalkeeping coach at Dunfermline Athletic.
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