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\nTomundaejak is a book of food criticism written by Heo Gyun in 1611. It is included in the Seongseobubugo. This book was written during Heo Gyun's exile. He was exiled to Hamyel, a seaside district in North Jeolla Province. While eating the coarse food there, he started to describe the delicious food that he ate before. Domun means the door of the butcher's, and daejak means chewing something loudly. So the title Tomundaejak means licking one's lips by the butcher's door, thinking of the meat that one cannot now eat.
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