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The Crippled Masters is a 1979 Hong Kong martial arts film directed by Joe Law. The film stars disabled martial artists Jackie Conn and Frankie Shum as two men, one without arms and another with withered legs, who train in kung fu and seek revenge upon the teacher who made them disabled.
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